"...Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win...~Stephen King
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that! It's called EVERYBODY. We meet at the bar.
The reason that you can't have everything...where would you put it? Really?
What did people say something is better than before there was sliced bread?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Do people in Australia refer to the rest of the world as "up over?"
When you kill time, does it do damage to eternity?
When day breaks, who fixes it?
When a product is new and improved, does that mean that the crap the same company has been selling us before is old and inferior?
How do you catch the germs that cause "good breath?"
Who was the first SICK individual to open an oyster and say, "Oh my! This looks yummy?"
If a fly had no wings, would you call him a 'walk?'
How come it's never the guilty bystanders that get hurt?
If a dog barks and no one hears him, is he still a bad dog?
I've always wondered...why do they use an alcohol swab before a lethal injection? Hmmm?
What exactly is a whack, like when something is out of whack?
And when we're out of sorts, where do we find more sorts?
Why is it called "tourist season" if we can't shoot at them?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks? And rain? Rain drops but snow falls?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?