So what's wrong with this picture????
THIS!!!!
and this...
...and most assuredly this!
The soggy sock.
The Poddest of Pods and The Pea-Pod
Brothers!
Once The Pod went to bed and The Podlet was wide awake, I placed Jack far away from socks, except for the two he had on his feet but had yet to try to pull off to snack on, and put him on his tummy about midline in front of the couch, in the middle of the wide swatch of lavender carpet, that while perfectly fine in The Girlie's faerie room, is rather unbecoming on top of the rug-over-hard-ceramic-tile-on-top-of-cement-slab living room floor. It's there to protect his melon. So, that is where I put him while I ran to the bathroom.
I'm telling you, I barely sat to conduct my affairs, but in the time it took me to quickly pee, wipe and wash, he managed to roll far, far away from the soft cushioned surface I lovingly and protectively provided him with, and pulled off both of his socks.
This is what I returned to...
...another sock dangling from his mouth! From now on he's either going to have cold feet or I'm going to start stapling his socks on!
He's a very bad boy. Hence his Daddy's new name for him, Danger Baby!
What do you suppose he's up to now?
"What? You don't trust me?"
"Because you shouldn't!"
It's not bad enough that he used his arms to pull his head into the gliding mechanism of the ottoman, then he extended his legs to keep it there. The ottoman is now in the garage until further notice! Along with all of his socks!
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