So we watched our Thanksgiving staples! First up, Chevy Chases Christmas Vacation! Next up, Planes, Trains and Automobiles. We gotta watch it. Once is an event, twice is a precedent, three times makes it tradition!
Clark is opening his Christmas bonus and it's not what he expected:
Ellen: What is it?
Clark: It's a...one year...membership...in the Jelly of the Month Club.
Cousin Eddy: Clark, that's the gift that keeps on givin' the whole year!
Clark: That it is, Edward. That it is, indeed!
Clark: If any of you are looking for any last minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here, tonight. I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head. I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low life, snake licking, dirt eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood sucking, dog kissing, brainless, d%$#less, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug eyed, stiff-legged, spotty lipped, worm headed sack of monkey shit he is! Where's the Tylenol?
In the end, after Cousin Eddy actually kidnaps Clark's boss and brings him home tied with a big red Bow, Frank Shirley adds 20% to what ever Clark's Christmas bonus was last year.
That's what I'm hoping for now...cuz times are getting scary lean. 20% of what we had last year would be a step up. Not even 20% on top of last year...just 20% more than right now. Pray for us please, if you have a mind to.
This rant cracks me up every time this movie is on. Which is good, because while I've always wanted to write this down, in case I ever need it someday, it took about 25 pauses and rewinds to get it all just right! We're having a Clark W. Griswold holiday.
Post script: thanx Holly W for the comment! I couldn't agree more! And I appreciate the prayers! More about our situation in a coming post.
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2 comments:
two things...
1. the. best. Christmas. movie. ever.
2. praying...hope things turn around...
LOL
THAT is the best movie ever!!
Prayers wanted? You got 'em!!
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