In honor of it being Christmas, I'd like to share a few of my new favorite Christmas Carols with you!
We Won't Go!
sung to the tune 'Let It Snow'
Oh, your party sure sounds delightful,
But our child's behavior's frightful,
And since we'll just bring you woe,
We won't go, we won't go, we won't go.
Well, the tantrums he won't be stopping,
And we'll chase him 'til we're dropping,
He just can't stand the stress, and so
We won't go, we won't go, we won't go.
If we actually made it there,
After miles of yelling and gripes,
We would suffer your guests' cruel stares
And overhear all of their snipes.
Oh, they'd whisper that we're bad parents,
And our child is quite aberrant,
'Til our spirits were sunk, and so
We won't go, we won't go, we won't go.
Hark, The Relatives Complain
sung to the tune 'Hark, The Herald Angels Sing'
Hark, the relatives complain,
"Your child is a royal pain.
You're too easy, you're not strict,
All he needs is a swift kick."
They don't listen, they don't see,
Doctors, therapists agree,
They don't care, they know it all,
Onto me, the blame must fall.
Hark, the relatives declare:
"Diagnosis? We don't care.
Kid's just lazy, bored, and rude,
All these problems come from you.”
They don't listen, they don't know
How their judgments hurt me so.
'Til my wisdom they extol,
I'm gifting them a lump of coal.
You Better Watch Out!
sung to the tune 'Santa Claus Is Coming To Town'
You better watch out,
You better not get
Toys that my child's not ready for yet.
Ask me for ideas this year.
I'm making a list,
I'm checking it twice,
And if you don't ask, you're naughty not nice,
Please take my suggestions this year.
Those age-appropriate playthings
May fit those "average" tots,
But my special little angel
Needs a lot of extra thought.
You can't catch him up
With a puzzle or kit.
Why not get a gift
That really will fit?
We threw out what you bought last year.
All of these song adaptations are from Terri Mauro of http://specialchildren.about.com/ I've been reading at her site and I like it!
Merry Christmas!
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